In an exclusive interview with Spooky da' Cat our reporters have discovered why felines are given nine lives. "It's to compensate for the aggravation" revealed Spooky. "You come home one night for kibble and 'rubbies' and WHAM, there's not one but TWO Boxer puppies lying on YOUR blanket!"
"It's not enough that I'm responsible for hunting all the geckoes in the house and keeping everybodies' feet warm in the bed. Now I'm expected to supervise and train a pair of brainless, stinky high energy little barbarians. And who put that "The Cat Did It" sign on the refrigerator?'